About Me

Do you need someone to spend countless hours researching how to make fake ice cream? Do you need someone who will dumpster dive for the perfect 80s t-shirt? Do you want to see me make a grid, just to break it? Do you want to know why Sweetheart of the Rodeo is a perfect album? Have you ever wanted to tour a water treatment facility?

Do you want to hold my hand on an airplane?

Because i'm terrified of flying, but I will if you will.